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01-03-2020, 09:20 PM
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They've probably had their faces pressed up on the glass windows of the carvery pub, drooling while watching me fill my face.
I do hope so.
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Couldn't anyway .... ... I had a bowl of soup as I've gone fat and are cutting down.
And if you laugh I shall cwy
You shouldn't get involved with cannibalism, it's not good for you.
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01-03-2020, 09:22 PM
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I do hope so.
I wondered why the manager had rushed outside with a stout broom - probably to shoo them away.
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01-03-2020, 09:24 PM
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They do that at the zoo ... the inmates eat whilst they're watched from outside.

The man with the broom was the guy who cleans out your pen
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01-03-2020, 09:45 PM
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They do that at the zoo ... the inmates eat whilst they're watched from outside.

The man with the broom was the guy who cleans out your pen
This particular occasion is like the scene from Oliver Twist, where the workhouse brats are watching their betters eat. The wimmin's escapades with their window licking were putting off valuable customers.
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I am glad you had a nice time Judsy, and now you know what a nice place it is, you can locate your wallet and take all us ladies there as a way of recompense - if you want to get in our good books for a change.

Hopefully they are both working today ladies, so we can put our feet up and have a natter without any of those vulgar intruders poking their beaks in .
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I am glad you had a nice time Judsy, and now you know what a nice place it is, you can locate your wallet and take all us ladies there as a way of recompense - if you want to get in our good books for a change.

Hopefully they are both working today ladies, so we can put our feet up and have a natter without any of those vulgar intruders poking their beaks in .
I will have to disabuse you on two points.

1 - Yesterday's bounty was paid for by my old mum to thank sis-in-law for everything she does.

2 - I don't work on Mondays

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02-03-2020, 08:28 PM
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I am glad you had a nice time Judsy, and now you know what a nice place it is, you can locate your wallet and take all us ladies there as a way of recompense - if you want to get in our good books for a change.

Hopefully they are both working today ladies, so we can put our feet up and have a natter without any of those vulgar intruders poking their beaks in .
There's always the evening.
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02-03-2020, 08:42 PM
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You'll wreck your knees doing that

Now shoo ... us ladies are in charge tonight.
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Must be dusk - the birds are gathering on the wire.
 
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