ever been told you are dead (true story)
While at the kennels a letter came from Npower saying how they were sorry to hear of my passing and sent their deepest sympathy to my wife and family.
A few sentences further on as I had passed away would those dealing with my estate please at the earliest opportunity settle up with the amount owed to them in the inclosed bill.
So I rang them back and it went like this
Them "hello you have got through to NPower how can we help you"
That hit my funny spot
" I hope you can help me "says I " can you please revive me?"
them "erm what do you mean revive you?
"
me "Well according to the letter you sent I am dead, and never had a chance to say goodbye to my wife"
Complete silence on the other end then "what do you mean your dead?"
Me " well that is what you are telling me"
them " i think we have made an error, lets check the records. You and MR ***** ?"
"No" says I and put on pressure
Me "no, and you have caused great upset in the household especially to my wife. So I am sending this letter to my solicitors to bring some sort of legal action against your company after I have talked with him"
them "oh Oh so so sorry we have made a mistake ,would you accept some financial compensation"
yes please and got a wad of money off them