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Fortunately a trampoline was below
Which considerably softened the blow
But as she bounced high
Her left glass eye
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Re: Limericks. (New).

Fortunately a trampoline was below
Which considerably softened the blow
But as she bounced high
Her left glass eye
Landed on Fred's banjo!



This made Fred play out of tune
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Re: Limericks. (New).

This made Fred play out of tune
So he whipped out his contrabassoon
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Re: Limericks. (New).

This made Fred play out of tune
So he whipped out his contrabassoon
The crowd went wild
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09-12-2019, 11:38 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

This made Fred play out of tune
So he whipped out his contrabassoon
The crowd went wild
They were completely beguiled
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09-12-2019, 11:44 PM
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This made Fred play out of tune
So he whipped out his contrabassoon
The crowd went wild
They were completely beguiled
Even Edna collapsed in a swoon.



Fred searched for Edna's glass eye
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Re: Limericks. (New).

Fred searched for Edna's glass eye
He hunted both low also high
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Re: Limericks. (New).

Fred searched for Edna's glass eye
He hunted both low also high
Then lo and behold
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Re: Limericks. (New).

Fred searched for Edna's glass eye
He hunted both low also high
Then lo and behold
It suddenly rolled
 
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