17-08-2018, 06:27 PM
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Re: Just in case you've forgotten or are new, The Noble Art of Poinking Explained
When i ventiured away from the Nom Cave in search of the Ring to Bind them All i was set upon by the Poinker Sisters, 3 hellish harpies of the wimmin class.They had been out sneakin, they do a lot of that, they formed a triangle like a Greek Phalanx and proceeded to yark seven shades out of me armour.
I only escaped by flashing my string vest which sent the into a swoon, not used to such displays of Herculean manhood they dropped like poleaxed oxen.
And i made my escape through the Orc warrens of Elvish Presley.
17-08-2018, 07:47 PM
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Re: Just in case you've forgotten or are new, The Noble Art of Poinking Explained
Originally Posted by Nom
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When i ventiured away from the Nom Cave in search of the Ring to Bind them All i was set upon by the Poinker Sisters, 3 hellish harpies of the wimmin class.They had been out sneakin, they do a lot of that, they formed a triangle like a Greek Phalanx and proceeded to yark seven shades out of me armour.
I only escaped by flashing my string vest which sent the into a swoon, not used to such displays of Herculean manhood they dropped like poleaxed oxen.
And i made my escape through the Orc warrens of Elvish Presley.
18-08-2018, 09:38 AM
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Re: Just in case you've forgotten or are new, The Noble Art of Poinking Explained
Originally Posted by Artangel
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Nom, l remember that thread and your contribution to it contained the best pieces of writing that l have ever read on this forum. You should have written books, you’re wasted!
18-08-2018, 09:50 AM
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Re: Just in case you've forgotten or are new, The Noble Art of Poinking Explained
Originally Posted by TessA
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I'm going to have to knock those poinker sisters into shape!They haven't kept up with their training.
Mups especially has been forgetting to brace before thrusting! Things got quite messy!
but poor Mups does need retraining, as those men on Last to Post need to be taught how to behave.If we can get her fit for Feb 2020, she may propose to Nom again... and we all remember how much fun that was last time!
18-08-2018, 10:08 AM
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Re: Just in case you've forgotten or are new, The Noble Art of Poinking Explained
Originally Posted by Nom
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When i ventiured away from the Nom Cave in search of the Ring to Bind them All i was set upon by the Poinker Sisters, 3 hellish harpies of the wimmin class.They had been out sneakin, they do a lot of that, they formed a triangle like a Greek Phalanx and proceeded to yark seven shades out of me armour.
I only escaped by flashing my string vest which sent the into a swoon, not used to such displays of Herculean manhood they dropped like poleaxed oxen.
And i made my escape through the Orc warrens of Elvish Presley.
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19-08-2018, 11:31 PM
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Re: Just in case you've forgotten or are new, The Noble Art of Poinking Explained
Originally Posted by TessA
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Poinking can not be used willy nilly Pesta, you have to be naughty!Zounds! Me poinker would be worn out if I poinked willy nilly!
What happened to my deputy poinkers? Mups are you still practicing your thrusts?
Tess, I humbly beg your pardon, I have only just heard you were looking for me. You should have given me a poink to wake me up.
Yes, I can assure you I have not, nor will not, ever forget my poinking academy course. I had my framed Certificate on the wall in front of me as we speak.
May the fine art of poinking never be forgotten.
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