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02-07-2018, 09:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Twink55 ->
And you wonder why none of the lovely ladies want to talk to you!




Judd my dear, If Mups gets another nasty bite you will have to go and look after her. Then we will pour strawberry sauce all over you and let Nellie loose to lick you to death!
That's not unlike the trap I set for you wimmin, a bucket of honey over the door set to empty its contents when the door is opened this drenching you in sticky goo and attracting my specially trained midges.
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02-07-2018, 10:44 PM
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Is that the same as penicillin?

Oh alright, smarty pants.
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03-07-2018, 12:52 AM
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Your lessons in English continue.

Anyway, that's my traditional late night visit over and done with so to bed.
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03-07-2018, 05:29 AM
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Your lessons in English continue.

Anyway, that's my traditional late night visit over and done with so to bed.
You would be better learning more Italian Judd.... then you could go and live in Italy to avoid the ladies torture!
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03-07-2018, 12:55 PM
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Well well well what have we here.👀 not a lady in sight. Which means of course that I now have full control. 👍 Ta Da.

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03-07-2018, 12:56 PM
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No lady but a little pig is on patrol.
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03-07-2018, 12:57 PM
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Well well well what have we here.👀 not a lady in sight. Which means of course that I now have full control. 👍 Ta Da.

But not for long Tezza. BTW, did you know we missed you yesterday, Mups was thinking of sending out a search party?
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03-07-2018, 01:37 PM
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But not for long Tezza. BTW, did you know we missed you yesterday, Mups was thinking of sending out a search party?
Very kind of you to be concerned but no search parties are required. There are things to be done that transcend even being LTP. (Which it seems I am) 😇
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03-07-2018, 01:49 PM
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Y'know...for a moment there,I thought I heard peasants.....naaaah...

a king is a king - and my dancing wenches live to serve me.

Isn't that right,wenches. ... wenches? ... OI!
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03-07-2018, 02:06 PM
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I'm only popping in to see how you all are.
I'm in Bulgaria and wishing you all well.
 
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