15-07-2019, 07:30 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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Ladies, that is code talk for - "You may go out this afternoon and treat yourselves - on me." Signed Judd, with a 'Use by' voucher for the whole of 2019. He can always work through the next few Sundays, double time and all that. He'll soon rake back what we spend.
15-07-2019, 07:31 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Twink55
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Mups I would like a new pair if comfy sandals, do you think Judd could send our extra money via bank transfer, so I can buy them today?
15-07-2019, 09:26 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Judd
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I've got an old pair with some verruca spores in them somewhere, you can have those.
Aaghh. How disgusting can you get, Judsy.
Don't be surprised if Twink feels obliged to decline your kind offer.
Now then, if you want to slob around in your dressing gown all day Sunday, then you might have to consider working longer hours during the week instead.
See how thoughtful and accommodating we are? We always like to try and work round these problems.
15-07-2019, 10:59 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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Aaghh. How disgusting can you get, Judsy.Don't be surprised if Twink feels obliged to decline your kind offer.
Now then, if you want to slob around in your dressing gown all day Sunday, then you might have to consider working longer hours during the week instead.
See how thoughtful and accommodating we are? We always like to try and work round these problems.
No work tomorrow so ya boo sucks to you madam. I'm expecting a delivery and need to be in.
15-07-2019, 11:01 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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Now then, seeing as the men are all down the pub wasting their money on booze instead of us, I shall take the opportunity to go to bed early, so that I look ravishing again tomorrow. I bid you goodnight and sweet dreams.
It's to get our beer goggles so you wimmin look ravishing.
15-07-2019, 11:19 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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Now listen 'ere young Dongle. Mags is on her way down to Devon as we speak.
I have asked her to locate you while she is there, and give you a good clip round the ear from us lovely ladies.
She was most happy to oblige.
So if you are walking along and someone attacks you from behind, leaving you with a big red earhole, you will know who it was.
15-07-2019, 11:21 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Judd
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I've got an old pair with some verruca spores in them somewhere, you can have those.
16-07-2019, 12:12 AM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Judd
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Don't see why. If the veruccas grow big enough, they'll save her a fortune in stiletto heels. No work tomorrow so ya boo sucks to you madam. I'm expecting a delivery and need to be in.
That's right Judd. You are.
The OFF ladies will be arriving around mid-day, just in time for you to cook us your bestest dish for our lunch.
I hope we've got clean sheets as well, as we won't be in a hurry to leave.
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