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This bloke asked me if I’d any idea where he could get a new wig from.
I said, not off the top of my head...
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Welcome to the plastic surgery addiction support group. I see a lot of new faces ....
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How do you write “do not touch” in braille ??
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How to cook the correct amount of pasta:
1. Pour out how much you think you need.
2. Wrong!
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Mountains are funny things ...... in fact they're hill areas.
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Originally Posted by Arena ->
Mountains are funny things ...... in fact they're hill areas.
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I have just been fitted with orthopedic shoes.....

I did not think they would make any difference.....

but I stand corrected!!!
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Originally Posted by Toffeeman55 ->
I have just been fitted with orthopedic shoes.....

I did not think they would make any difference.....

but I stand corrected!!!
Groan...
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My house was broken into today...the thief took all my anti depressants...hope he is happy now!!!
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A bossy man goes into a bar.
He orders everyone around.
 
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