Re: Limericks. (New).

Next day the police stopped by
And gave them the evil eye
The illegals just ran

Re: Limericks. (New).

Next day the police stopped by
And gave them the evil eye
The illegals just ran
But found an old van

Re: Limericks. (New).

Next day the police stopped by
And gave them the evil eye
The illegals just ran
But found an old van
Then waved the coppers bye bye.




Bert was sure he was going to melt

Re: Limericks. (New).

Bert was sure he was going to melt
Into a big pool, with no life belt

Re: Limericks. (New).

Bert was sure he was going to melt
Into a big pool, with no life belt
But his luck was about to change

Re: Limericks. (New).

Bert was sure he was going to melt
Into a big pool, with no life belt
But his luck was about to change
Which was something he did not arrange

Re: Limericks. (New).

Bert was sure he was going to melt
Into a big pool, with no life belt
But his luck was about to change
Which was something he did not arrange
But was just the hand he was dealt.



Good luck was something new to Bert

Re: Limericks. (New).

Good luck was something new to Bert
If he gambled he would lose his shirt

Re: Limericks. (New).

Good luck was something new to Bert
If he gambled he would lose his shirt
But a letter through his door

Re: Limericks. (New).

Good luck was something new to Bert
If he gambled he would lose his shirt
But a letter through his door
Said Bert, you're no longer poor