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There's me thinking it was a nose and throat thing!

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I'm twice as sick. I got two cases of beer!!

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Panic buying started again? Buy a lottery ticket!

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Be sure to shop early for that special Xmas Present!!


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Originally Posted by John ->
Be sure to shop early for that special Xmas Present!!


Do these idiots think that Covid gives you the trots?
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07-12-2020, 11:35 PM
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A way to get the pubs open.


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Got to say, it's lovely to go to a pub.........all Christmassy and very quiet!!
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Originally Posted by Judd ->
A way to get the pubs open.

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Here's a poignant adaptation of an old joke.

A copper arrests little Johnny at a rave:

Plod - How old are you?
Johnny - 12
Plod - Why did you go to the rave?
Johnny - I want to catch covid
Plod - You're 12 and want to catch covid! Why?
Johnny - Well, I'm going to go home and give it to the au pair. She's going to give it to my dad. He's going to give it to my mum. She's going to give it to the gardener. And he's the bastard I'm after, 'cos he killed my pet frog.
 
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