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22-09-2019, 07:04 AM
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Groaner Jokes

You know those? Jokes that are so lame they are funny. Post your lamest groaners here. Av a laff. I'll start off with mine.

How do you turn a pelican into a soul singer?..............

Put it in the oven until it's bill withers..boom boom.
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22-09-2019, 07:57 AM
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Why do the French eat snails?

Because they don't like fast food.
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22-09-2019, 10:53 AM
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Why did the hedgehog cross the road..?
To see his flat mate....
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22-09-2019, 11:46 AM
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Haha. These are pure gold groans!..Keep em commin.
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22-09-2019, 12:31 PM
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What do you call a fake noodle..?....an Im -pasta
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23-09-2019, 07:53 AM
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I changed my password to "incorrect". So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say "Your password is incorrect".
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23-09-2019, 06:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr Ploppy ->
I changed my password to "incorrect". So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say "Your password is incorrect".
Apparently you can’t use “beefstew” as a password. It’s not stroganoff.
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24-09-2019, 03:03 AM
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
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29-09-2019, 02:07 AM
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A medieval king learned from his spies that one of his counts was plotting against him. He gathered them all together and threatened them with all with death if the culprit didn't come forward. "I will hang you one by one until I have a confession!" he cried. There was silence. So he began hanging each one in turn while the others stood in silence. He got to the last one and gave him the chance of either confessing or telling him who it was. Silence. So he hanged the last count without uncovering the plot. He then found out that there was still a plot to overthrow him and realised that he had been too hasty to execute his counts as they did know about it.
The moral is.."Don't hatchet your counts before they chicken"
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29-09-2019, 07:32 AM
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About a month before he died, my uncle had his back covered in lard. After that, he went downhill fast.
 
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