10-10-2019, 02:27 PM
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Have you ever been caught short.
Whilst out,miles from a toilet..I was caught out this morning...I had to relieve myself in a ditch,hoping no one would see me,...
Once I had finished,what with trying to stop the dog jumping everywhere,two bags of shopping...
Then,would you believe,I couldn't get out of the ditch..a passer by had to help me out....he must have wondered what I was doing in the ditch...thank God,he never asked any questions,
Have you any stories to tell?....when you've got to go ,you certainly have,
10-10-2019, 02:38 PM
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Re: Have you ever been caught short.
Originally Posted by Besoeker
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I was brought up on a farm. You could pee anywhere. If you wanted privacy, you went behind a tree.Not as amusing as your tale............
This was more than wee...I was absolutely frantic...this is the second time this has happened to me in a month..I was ok the first time......it was my own fault..I ate six ice cream cornets late last night.
It just goes to show though....you can be taken short..anytime,anywhere.
10-10-2019, 02:42 PM
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Re: Have you ever been caught short.
Originally Posted by pauline3
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This was more than wee...I was absolutely frantic...this is the second time this has happened to me in a month..I was ok the first time......it was my own fault..I ate six ice cream cornets yesterday....
Was not fun.....
10-10-2019, 02:45 PM
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Re: Have you ever been caught short.
Originally Posted by Besoeker
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I suffered from ulcerative colitis for decades. And I travelled a lot. You plan your route via the bathrooms..........Was not fun.....
That must have been awful,Besoeker..
Like you,I walk a lot,jack and I took off to the garden centre..we live in a semi rural area...I tell you,I was so happy to get home after that episode...
10-10-2019, 02:56 PM
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Re: Have you ever been caught short.
Originally Posted by pauline3
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That must have been awful,Besoeker..Like you,I walk a lot,jack and I took off to the garden centre..we live in a semi rural area...I tell you,I was so happy to get home after that episode...
On steroids and those inspections you know.
One surgeon offered to sell me the video of my internals. I declined.
10-10-2019, 03:17 PM
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Re: Have you ever been caught short.
Originally Posted by Besoeker
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I was brought up on a farm. You could pee anywhere. If you wanted privacy, you went behind a tree.Not as amusing as your tale............
For us ladies we have to squat down and hope nobody sees us.
The only time , in your position Pauline, was when I really had to go while in the forest, only to discover I had a hunter watching me the entire time.
10-10-2019, 03:20 PM
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Re: Have you ever been caught short.
Originally Posted by pauline3
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Whilst out,miles from a toilet..I was caught out this morning...I had to relieve myself in a ditch,hoping no one would see me,...
Once I had finished,what with trying to stop the dog jumping everywhere,two bags of shopping...
Then,would you believe,I couldn't get out of the ditch..a passer by had to help me out....he must have wondered what I was doing in the ditch...thank God,he never asked any questions,
Have you any stories to tell?....when you've got to go ,you certainly have,
I had to go once, and there was a convenient tall hedge next to a main road, I hadn't realised there was a Bus Stop on the far side until a Double Decker pulled up and the folks on the top deck were looking down at me.
10-10-2019, 04:41 PM
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Re: Have you ever been caught short.
Originally Posted by Bratti
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Yeah sure. Easy for your gender. For us ladies we have to squat down and hope nobody sees us.
The only time , in your position Pauline, was when I really had to go while in the forest, only to discover I had a hunter watching me the entire time.
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10-10-2019, 04:41 PM
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Re: Have you ever been caught short.
Originally Posted by spitfire
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Was Boris in there I had to go once, and there was a convenient tall hedge next to a main road, I hadn't realised there was a Bus Stop on the far side until a Double Decker pulled up and the folks on the top deck were looking down at me.
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