13-07-2019, 01:24 PM
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Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
Originally Posted by
Jem
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This is a bit technical so I kept it out of your ‘Memories’ thread so as not to go off topic Spitty.
I do get a warm glow within when I think back, mostly because I only remember the good times, I got the App. and the applicator from the Apple store and I have successfully deleted all the bad bits from the past, shaped like a discreet hearing aid you set it and insert it into the ear for about five minutes, all the bad memories come out the other ear in the form of a long string of wax, but there is no pain, it freed up 500 gigabytes of me brain in no time, before the app the old way to do SISA ( self inflicted selective amnesia) was to visit the Zoo, bite a Giga (a baby Giraffe I believe) and RAM ones forehead against the steel bars of the tigers cage, awkward and painful I know but it usually did the trick.
My brain it’s almost empty now, but then it always was according to the wife.
You deserve a warm glow there and I see an Apple Public Inspiration Prize ( PIP for short) on the cards here Jem for all that technicological writing stuff cos if I half ways understand what you wrote I would still be non the wiser being a bit of a duffer with all the fancified jargon. I don't even understand laymens terms
For instance this morning I called a PC expert out as I was quite alarmed ( well panicking to be truthful) that my poor old PC was suffering from severe heat stroke or at worse was letting me know it was condsidering a noisy Dignitas death.
Listening to my PC the expert declared the good news that it was only down to my abuse. Not having a clue what he meant I looked suitabily chastened whilst he cleared years of this that and the other. He was gracious enough whilst clearing dust from the inside fan to say.."at your age I would not expect you to know how to to clean fans etc" so I did feel a tad exonerated....and old.
Result a very clean, quiet and dare I say healthy PC thanks to the expert. He's now my hero