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20-09-2019, 06:29 PM
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Need a few squid for Christmas?

This could be just what you're looking for!


https://www.essexlive.news/news/esse...s-work-3337905
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20-09-2019, 07:49 PM
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Re: Need a few squid for Christmas?

Most clients are single men. Mmmmm, no surprise there. One can just imagine the scenario, when a nubile young lady, hoover in hand, is asked to get into some crevices, that are not the one's you'd expect!!
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20-09-2019, 09:30 PM
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Re: Need a few squid for Christmas?

Well I’m up for it, mind you, you could do yourself some damage if you set the vacuum to blow, not suck....
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20-09-2019, 09:34 PM
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Re: Need a few squid for Christmas?

Originally Posted by John ->
Most clients are single men. Mmmmm, no surprise there. One can just imagine the scenario, when a nubile young lady, hoover in hand, is asked to get into some crevices, that are not the one's you'd expect!!
Ha ha. Can you imagine it? 'Excuse me dear but I have dropped my teeth down the side of the cooker'.
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20-09-2019, 09:36 PM
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Re: Need a few squid for Christmas?

Todger, Why did you use the word ‘squid’? Do they smell of fish?

I bet there’s loads of plaices who will employ them on a COD basis.
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20-09-2019, 09:38 PM
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Re: Need a few squid for Christmas?

If I turned up to do their cleaning they would pay me to leave
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20-09-2019, 09:47 PM
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Re: Need a few squid for Christmas?

Actually, thinking about it £45 an hour is a pretty good rate and you wouldn't need a uniform.
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21-09-2019, 03:48 PM
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Re: Need a few squid for Christmas?

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Most clients are single men. Mmmmm, no surprise there. One can just imagine the scenario, when a nubile young lady, hoover in hand, is asked to get into some crevices, that are not the one's you'd expect!!
LOL and Double LOL :-



….although, Taylor's legs are not too bad
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21-09-2019, 03:54 PM
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Re: Need a few squid for Christmas?

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Todger, Why did you use the word ‘squid’? Do they smell of fish?

I bet there’s loads of plaices who will employ them on a COD basis.
That would depend on where they've been kept
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21-09-2019, 03:55 PM
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Re: Need a few squid for Christmas?

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If I turned up to do their cleaning they would pay me to leave


Hah. Me too, Queenie.
We could quickly earn a small fortune.
 
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