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Teach children/grandchildren the correct way to swear by making them wallpaper the lounge (especially around the window). It worked with mine.Re: Handy Tips.
Shoppers: Take one grape to the till. It won't register on the low-tech, insensitive scales so you will get it for free. Repeat this procedure 100 times or so and you have yourself a free bunch of grapes.Re: Handy Tips.
Never read the instructions for a new kettle. It shows a lack of intelligence if you do. Only read the instructions when you have blown the kettle up.
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