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16-01-2019, 09:34 PM
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Jack Schitt.

For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?
We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt!"
*Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an
intellectual way.
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt.

Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Miss O. Needeep They had
one son, Jack.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt.
The deeply religious couple produced six children:
Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins
Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parents' objections, Deap Schitt married her cousin Dumb
Schitt, a high school dropout.
After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.

Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and, because her kids were
living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name.
She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son
with a rather nervous disposition named Chick N. Schitt.

Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were
inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens
brothers in a dual ceremony.

The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials.

The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse. Bull Schitt,
the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned
from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

Now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt," you can correct them.
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16-01-2019, 09:41 PM
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Re: Jack Schitt.

So funny!!!!!
I read it out to lordruthio and sonofruthio and couldn't get farther than Holie Schitt I was laughing so much!
By the time I got to the end sonofruthio and I were both crying!!!
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16-01-2019, 09:49 PM
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Re: Jack Schitt.

Loved it my Twin.
I have stolen it too. xxx
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16-01-2019, 10:45 PM
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Re: Jack Schitt.

Very funny. I know a few of the Schitt family. They visit me once or twice a week. In fact i get the Schitts a couple of times a week.
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16-01-2019, 11:23 PM
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Re: Jack Schitt.

What a great surname and it runs in the family.
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17-01-2019, 01:46 PM
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Excellent schitt altogether, many thanks for a great laugh Cherie B.

LD "Runs in the family"
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17-01-2019, 04:13 PM
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He he love it.
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17-01-2019, 05:31 PM
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Re: Jack Schitt.

I’m sure that family owned a private waterway, they even named it after them, yes, they spent many a happy hour...up Schitt creek...
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17-01-2019, 06:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Primus1 ->
I’m sure that family owned a private waterway, they even named it after them, yes, they spent many a happy hour...up Schitt creek...
Me, I went into the paddle business myself.
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17-01-2019, 07:22 PM
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Re: Jack Schitt.

Nice one, here's the cartoon....
 
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