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14-04-2013, 11:00 AM
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A Very Dirty Story

I asked the Lord to tell me
Why my house is such a mess
He asked if I'd been 'computering',
And I had to answer 'yes.'
He told me to get off my butt,
And tidy up the house.
And so I started cleaning up...
The smudges off my mouse.
I wiped and shined the topside.
That really did the trick...
I was just admiring my good work.
I didn't mean to 'click.'
But click, I did, and oops - I found
A real absorbing site
That I got SO way into it -
I was into it all night.

So nothing's changed except my mouse.
It's as shiny as the sun.
I guess my house will stay a mess.....
While I sit here on my bum.
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14-04-2013, 11:04 AM
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Re: A Very Dirty Story

Brilliant and so true
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14-04-2013, 11:24 AM
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Re: A Very Dirty Story

It is true and not only regarding the house. I have forgotten eggs boiling on the stove until they exploded. I have left oven chip in the oven for only 20 minutes and boy I didn't know 30 minutes could go by so fast. My puter has got me in no end of trouble. I have missed deliveries and you can't talk your way out of it because they put a card through the door.
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14-04-2013, 12:38 PM
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Re: A Very Dirty Story

As i sit among my filth im happy with the way of the world.

Stig of the dump.
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16-04-2013, 10:23 AM
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Re: A Very Dirty Story

Another excellent one Cookie - one that will feel a little bit too familiar to some of us
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16-04-2013, 10:33 AM
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Re: A Very Dirty Story

Hee Hee indeed.
 



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