Finish the verse.

I don't know if I have got this on the right section but here goes.

You have to finish the sentence then the first one who finishes starts another one off.

A pretty young girl from East Ham
Got stuck in a long traffic Jam
...............

Re: Finish the verse.

she screamed long and loud,
attracted a crowd,
and then escaped on a tram !




There once was a man from Kerry
who hijacked a passing ferry ...

Re: Finish the verse.

Began to feel sick
Leaned over real quick
Then legged it off up to Bury - it is pronounced Berry.


The cat licked the cream
fell into a dream

Re: Finish the verse.

about catnip plants
infested with ants,
and woke up with an almighty scream!


A poor young puppy named Fred
was sick all over his bed ...

Re: Finish the verse.

A poor young Puppy named Fred
Was sick all over his bed
His master said "Fred you will not be fed,
And you may have to live in the shed"

There was a young man from Calcutta
Who spread himself daily with butter

Re: Finish the verse.

His wife licked it off
then started to cough
and now has to talk with a stutter!




A lady from Crewe
never knew what to do

Re: Finish the verse.

A lady from Crewe
never knew what to do
So she shouted out loud
and disturbed all the crowd

A pretty young girl from Japan
was in love with a big Irish man

Re: Finish the verse.

A pretty young girl from Japan
Was in love with a big Irish man
Her mother said Pru
watch out what you do
or might end up pushing a pram.

Dave Smith was a very bright fellow
but his skin was a strange shade of yellow

Re: Finish the verse.

Dave Smith was a very bright fellow
but his skin was a strange shade of yellow
The clever young man
used a fake tan
Now his face looks a little bit mellow.


Miss Tumble decided to bake
for her brother a cream birthday cake.

Re: Finish the verse.

Miss Tumble decided to bake
For her brother a cream birthday cake
Poor lad too one bite
And then spent that night
In the loo and so wide awake.

June was a very sweet girl
Unlike her big sister Pearl