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06-04-2019, 09:20 AM
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I think I have unearthed a reliable method to stop their night time ramblings Twink.

I found an interesting recipe I'd like to try on them.
They don't need to know what it contains, but you know how greedy they are so they won't be able to resist my drink when they see the big dollop of whipped cream floating on the top.

Between you and me, it is a subtle blend of Hemlock, Digitalis, and Monkshood but they needn't know that.
Should do the trick, don't you think?

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06-04-2019, 11:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Mups ->
I think I have unearthed a reliable method to stop their night time ramblings Twink.

I found an interesting recipe I'd like to try on them.
They don't need to know what it contains, but you know how greedy they are so they won't be able to resist my drink when they see the big dollop of whipped cream floating on the top.

Between you and me, it is a subtle blend of Hemlock, Digitalis, and Monkshood but they needn't know that.
Should do the trick, don't you think?

Sound like a good idea Mups, but please remember that we don't want to kill them, so perhaps we should just give them half a cup, with extra cream! After all who would we have to shout at if this lot disappeared?
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06-04-2019, 01:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Mups ->
I think I have unearthed a reliable method to stop their night time ramblings Twink.

I found an interesting recipe I'd like to try on them.
They don't need to know what it contains, but you know how greedy they are so they won't be able to resist my drink when they see the big dollop of whipped cream floating on the top.

Between you and me, it is a subtle blend of Hemlock, Digitalis, and Monkshood but they needn't know that.
Should do the trick, don't you think?

I don't have cream. What a damned shame. Besides, the stuff would curdle because of the Monkshood which has an alkali sap.
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06-04-2019, 01:33 PM
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I am here at LAST!
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06-04-2019, 01:41 PM
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Nonsense, all that proved is that the ladies had something better to do, than listen to his night time ramblings. In fact I recall that we were trying to find method. to stop him rambling at all!
There's only one thing that shuts me up Twink and you have refused repeatedly so hard luck.

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06-04-2019, 01:43 PM
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I don't have cream. What a damned shame. Besides, the stuff would curdle because of the Monkshood which has an alkali sap.


We'll stick a big pin in you and syphon off your sap in a minute, bloomin' smarty pants.

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06-04-2019, 01:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Mups ->
I think I have unearthed a reliable method to stop their night time ramblings Twink.

I found an interesting recipe I'd like to try on them.
They don't need to know what it contains, but you know how greedy they are so they won't be able to resist my drink when they see the big dollop of whipped cream floating on the top.

Between you and me, it is a subtle blend of Hemlock, Digitalis, and Monkshood but they needn't know that.
Should do the trick, don't you think?

Sounds like a normal cuppa round your house Mups. Now I know what happened to all the past members who have disappeared from the forum.
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06-04-2019, 01:45 PM
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We'll stick a pin in you and syphon off your sap in a minute, bloomin' smarty pants.
He is smart, same with all us men. It would be much easier if you ladettes just accepted that and worshipped the ground we walk on (and the water of course).
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Sounds like a normal cuppa round your house Mups. Now I know what happened to all the past members who have disappeared from the forum.

Well they shouldn't get on me wick, should they.

Think yourselves lucky Twink has talked me out of the strong brew. I may just leave out the Monkshood and try again though.
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I can do the late watch again.
Just as long as no late nighters pop round at 4!!!!!!
 



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