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09-04-2020, 09:25 PM
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The parachute man

Man jumps out of a plane only to find his parachute won't open. As he desperately hits the release button he see a man on the way up
So he calls out "OI you know how to open a parachute?"

The man on the way up yells back " No sorry mate, do you know how to mend boilers?"
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09-04-2020, 10:09 PM
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Re: The parachute man

Nice one! I hope you won't mind if I share it?
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09-04-2020, 10:37 PM
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Re: The parachute man

go ahead added a few more in the joke section
 

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