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17-02-2020, 10:13 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

Come morning so tired was I
I could barely lift a lid on my eye
I was yawning non-stop
The whole day was a flop
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18-02-2020, 12:25 AM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

Come morning so tired was I
I could barely lift a lid on my eye
I was yawning non-stop
The whole day was a flop
So I went back to bed with a sigh.





When Bert put an ad in the shop
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18-02-2020, 08:57 AM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

When Bert put an ad in the shop
He didn't know quite when to stop
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18-02-2020, 09:16 AM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

When Bert put an ad in the shop
He didn't know quite when to stop
or to add a quick comma
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18-02-2020, 09:47 AM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

When Bert put an ad in the shop
He didn't know quite when to stop
or to add a quick comma
So he asked of his momma
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18-02-2020, 01:39 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

When Bert put an ad in the shop
He didn't know quite when to stop
Or to add a quick comma
So he asked of his momma
How to find the cream of the crop.

His Momma said " Watch yourself Bert!"
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18-02-2020, 01:46 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

His Momma said " Watch yourself Bert!"
You don't want any old flirt
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18-02-2020, 02:24 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

His Momma said " Watch yourself Bert!"
You don't want any old flirt
Or any rough trade
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18-02-2020, 02:41 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

His Momma said " Watch yourself Bert!"
You don't want any old flirt
Or any rough trade
Who from her hubby, has strayed
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18-02-2020, 03:46 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

His Momma said " Watch yourself Bert!"
You don't want any old flirt
Or any rough trade
Who from her hubby, has strayed
But make sure she likes a short skirt.


Bert went off to the pub
 
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