Re: Limericks. (New).

Bert got himself some Bi-Carb
And mixed it with curry from the Punjab

Re: Limericks. (New).

Bert got himself some Bi-Carb
And mixed it with curry from the Punjab
Then he swilled it down

Re: Limericks. (New).

Bert got himself some Bi-Carb
And mixed it with curry from the Punjab
Then he swilled it down
and yelled, with a frown,

Re: Limericks. (New).

Bert got himself some Bi-Carb
And mixed it with curry from the Punjab
Then he swilled it down
and yelled, with a frown,
'I am needing a toilet please, Memsahib'

Re: Limericks. (New).

Bert had a nightmare few days

Re: Limericks. (New).

Bert had a nightmare few days
To build his Lordship a new maze

Re: Limericks. (New).

Bert had a nightmare few days
To build his Lordship a new maze
He got lost in the middle

Re: Limericks. (New).

Bert had a nightmare few days
To build his Lordship a new maze
He got lost in the middle
And it started to drizzle

Re: Limericks. (New).

Bert had a nightmare few days
To build his Lordship a new maze
He got lost in the middle
And it started to drizzle
and his days in the maze became haze!


Murtagh was a handsome puppy

Re: Limericks. (New).

Murtagh was a handsome puppy
And belonged to a bit of a Yuppie