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My wife asked me to put the car on the drive for her.

Admittedly, it is a bit of a tight fit.

After I'd done it, she asked me, "How did you do that?"

I explained that there's a small mark on the wall and when that lines up with the left-hand wing mirror I pull the steering wheel slightly to the right and it fits in fine.

"No," she said. "How did you make it go backwards?"
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Originally Posted by Judd ->
My wife asked me to put the car on the drive for her.

Admittedly, it is a bit of a tight fit.

After I'd done it, she asked me, "How did you do that?"

I explained that there's a small mark on the wall and when that lines up with the left-hand wing mirror I pull the steering wheel slightly to the right and it fits in fine.

"No," she said. "How did you make it go backwards?"
I'll tell that to Marge.
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I'll tell that to Marge.
Get ready to duck if you do.
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Get ready to duck if you do.
In all seriousness, she's a better driver than I am.

In the early days, I had to drive on the motorway because she was scared. She's overtaken me now, though!
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There is a fellow who is talking to his buddy and says, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants. I'm stumped." His buddy says, "I have an idea. Why don't you make up a certificate that says she can have two hours of great sex, any way she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled!" The first fellow does just that. The next day, his buddy asks, "Well, did you take my suggestion? How did it turn out?" "She loved it. She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the mouth, and ran out the door yelling, 'I'll see you in two hours!'"
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A man boards a plane with six kids. After they get settled in their seats, a woman sitting across the aisle leans over to him and asks, "Are all of those kids yours?" He replies, "No. I work for a condom company. These are customer complaints
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Mickey Mouse is in the middle of a nasty divorce from Minnie Mouse. Mickey spoke to the judge about the separation. "I'm sorry Mickey, but I can't legally separate you two on the grounds that Minnie is mentally insane," said the judge. Mickey replied, "I didn't say she was mentally insane, I said that she's f*cking Goofy!"
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Wise words!
Excellent and true
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