Re: Limericks. (New).

There once was a wandering Judd
Who slipped and fell in the mud
As he got to his feet
He didn't smell too sweet
He went down again, this time with a thud.

He jumped up once more wiping his bum

Re: Limericks. (New).

He jumped up once more wiping his bum
And the mud on his bum did hum

Re: Limericks. (New).

He jumped up once more wiping his bum
And the mud on his bum did hum
Then to his utter surprise

Re: Limericks. (New).

He jumped up once more wiping his bum
And the mud on his bum did hum
Then to his utter surprise
It ran down his thighs

Re: Limericks. (New).

He jumped up once more wiping his bum
And the mud on his bum did hum
Then to his utter surprise
It ran down his thighs
But about that he stayed schtum

A cat-loving person called Tabbs

Re: Limericks. (New).

A cat-loving person called Tabbs
Went searching the sea for some crabs

Re: Limericks. (New).

A cat-loving person called Tabbs
Went searching the sea for some crabs
But crabs they were none

Re: Limericks. (New).

A cat-loving person called Tabbs
Went searching the sea for some crabs
But crabs there were none
All baked by the sun

Re: Limericks. (New).

A cat-loving person called Tabbs
Went searching the sea for some crabs
But crabs there were none
All baked by the sun
But in Cromer they say there are bags...


Two owls so haughty and wise

Re: Limericks. (New).

Two owls so haughty and wise
Had their eyes on two pork pies