A novelty?.

An old chap who had a wooden leg,a bald head, and a hump on his back, was invited to a fancy dress party. He was also a bit of a miser. He called into the fancy dress shop to hire a costume and asked the assistant to show him something, the assistant produced a Robin hood outfit.
'That's nice' said the Man. 'How much?'.
'£20 for the night sir'.
'Too dear, anything else?'.
'Yes we have the very popular Judge's outfit, complete with gavel at £15'.
'Still too dear Son, anything cheaper?'.
'I can let you have the wig and gavel for £10'.
'No, I'm an old pensioner and haven't much money' said the Man.
The young assistant is getting very annoyed and asks the Man how much he has to spend.
'£5 is all I have to me name Son'.
'In that case sir, I suggest you go into the supermarket and buy a tin of golden syrup, pour it over your baldy head, stick your wooden leg up your arse, and go as a toffee apple'.