31-01-2011, 03:06 PM
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PERKS of being very Old
Don't laugh.....it's probably true!!!...
Kidnappers are not very interested in you!
In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
No one expects you to run .... anywhere!
People call at 9 pm and ask; "Did I wake you"?
There may not be much left to learn the hard way!
Things you buy now won't wear out.
You can live without sex but not without your glasses!
You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.
You sing along with elevator music.
Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.
Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either!
Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.
NB. Always try to remember never under any circumstances to take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
Rainbow x
04-02-2011, 06:32 PM
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Re: PERKS of being very Old
Senior coffee with unlimited refills at McDonald'sSenior discount at movie theaters - $7.50
Senior discounts at most restaurants, sometimes free drinks(Taco Bell), sometimes a percentage off the bill.
After retirement unlimited time, little or no stress, better physical conditions so no stress on your body.
05-02-2011, 06:51 PM
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Re: PERKS of being very Old
Originally Posted by mrmojorisin
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I like you Rainbow. You are so funny !
You are too kind (I will therefore count you as a friend ..... from the last count - my only friend)!!!
I do enjoy a good laugh, tease and banter .....
I can be deadly too ..... so watch out!!!
Rainbow x
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