Being Married

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

"You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids"!
(Derrick, age 8)



WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?

"Both don't want any more kids"!
(Lori, age 8 )



HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

"Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck"!
(Ricky, age 10)



Rainbow x

Re: Being Married

An old married couple driving down the road. The wife comments on the car in front of them. She noticed how close the couple is sitting to each other. She turns and comments to her husband driving the car, "Honey, do you remember the times when that could have been us"? His response: "I haven't moved".