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16-02-2011, 08:42 PM
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Man is a woman's best friend

Man is a woman's best friend.
He will reassure her when she feels insecure and comfort her after a bad day.
He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do; to live without fear and forget regret.
He will enable her to express her deepest emotions
and give in to her most intimate desires.
He will make sure she always feels that she's the most beautiful woman in the room and will enable her to be confident, sexy, seductive, and invincible.


No wait...... sorry....... I'm thinking of wine.

It’s wine that does all that.

Sorry.



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16-02-2011, 11:35 PM
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Re: Man is a woman's best friend

Obviously Topaz, somebody forgot the Valentines Card!
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17-02-2011, 09:13 AM
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Re: Man is a woman's best friend

Brilliant Topaz, makes me proud to be a mature Pinot Noir.
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17-02-2011, 07:50 PM
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Re: Man is a woman's best friend

Originally Posted by John ->
Obviously Topaz, somebody forgot the Valentines Card!

Lol , yeah ! ......... It was me who forgot to give Hubby a Card ............ I made it up to him in other ways though



Originally Posted by plantman ->
Brilliant Topaz, makes me proud to be a mature Pinot Noir.

LOLOLOLOL


We dont wanna here any whining from you , young Man


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17-02-2011, 07:54 PM
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Re: Man is a woman's best friend

Originally Posted by Topaz ->

We dont wanna here any whining from you , young Man


My wife roared with laughter at that one Topaz, and I didn't know how to stopper..
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17-02-2011, 08:02 PM
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Re: Man is a woman's best friend

Originally Posted by plantman ->
My wife roared with laughter at that one Topaz, and I didn't know how to stopper..


LOLOL

Just tell her to " stick a cork in it " .................................................. ...............



















If youre brave enough that is



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18-02-2011, 09:07 AM
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Re: Man is a woman's best friend

Originally Posted by Topaz ->
LOLOL

Just tell her to " stick a cork in it " .................................................. ...............

If youre brave enough that is

Sorry Topaz, I tried but then but I lost my bottle
 



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