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I hear they make their holy water by boiling the hell out of it.
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A: Nun
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My wife says she is leaving me because because because because becaaaaauuuuuuuuse... She says I'm obsessed with the Wizard of Oz!
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Originally Posted by Primus1 ->
My wife says she is leaving me because because because because becaaaaauuuuuuuuse... She says I'm obsessed with the Wizard of Oz!
Subtle...
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And the man says, No I’ll take it with me now.
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My wife says she is leaving me because because because because becaaaaauuuuuuuuse... She says I'm obsessed with the Wizard of Oz!
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Sad news. The man who devised the M&S food ads has died…

He will be cremated tomorrow in an applewood and mesquite fire with blistered marshmallows and charred Madagascan vanilla pods!
 
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