18-07-2020, 10:02 AM
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Three ladies were enjoying their Thursday morning round at the prestigious Moorworth golf club. As they approached the sixth green a naked man wearing a hood suddenly emerged from the trees behind the green. Despite their astonishment the ladies managed sufficient scrutiny to be highly impressed by the interloper’s manhood. The first lady golfer almost immediately announced “That’s definitely not my husband!” and, after a slight longer period of study the second said regretfully “It’s not my husband either”. The third lady, after a more prolonged look then announced “In fact he’s not even a member of this golf club!”
20-07-2020, 04:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Amac
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Three ladies were enjoying their Thursday morning round at the prestigious Moorworth golf club. As they approached the sixth green a naked man wearing a hood suddenly emerged from the trees behind the green. Despite their astonishment the ladies managed sufficient scrutiny to be highly impressed by the interloper’s manhood. The first lady golfer almost immediately announced “That’s definitely not my husband!” and, after a slight longer period of study the second said regretfully “It’s not my husband either”. The third lady, after a more prolonged look then announced “In fact he’s not even a member of this golf club!”
23-07-2020, 09:42 PM
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There must be some appropriate jokes about Yorkshire folk, surely.How about the Yorkshire Welcome?
Two blokes see a man in the street in York. "Eh up" says one. "There's a stranger oer yon". "Oh aye, there is" says the other. "Chuck a brick at im an see ow ee teks it".
(In the Dalesman many years back)
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