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24-05-2021, 04:44 PM
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Man And Superman is my guess.

Here's another attachment, it's not that funny but I couldn't find another thread for it.
Correct!

As for your attachment, the result would be that WHITE people would then be underrepresented, although I believe that would be perfectly acceptable for the 'equality' people.

Like Animal Farm: "Yes, we're all equal, but some of us are more equal than others"!
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PAIN RELIEF

A man spent years on his invention of a machine that would transfer the pain a woman goes through giving birth onto the father.

So when it was time for his wife to give birth to their baby, he was excited to try his invention to see if would work.

His wife was in pain and so he turned he pain transfer up to 30%. His wife felt a bit better but it made no difference to him, so he upped the pain transfer to 50% his wife felt a bit better again, but the husband felt no pain, he put it down to men are more able to handle pain.

So he raised the pain transfer to 80%. He still felt no difference, but his wife was visibly eased. So he increased it to 100% , still he felt nothing, and his wife was laughing and joking, totally pain free. The nurses were amazed and some asked if he would hire his invention out.. inwardly he thought that all women made a fuss out of nothing.

So when he took his wife and new born baby home , they were amazed to find the milkman dead on the doorstep
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25-05-2021, 05:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Percy Vere ->
Man And Superman is my guess.

Here's another attachment, it's not that funny but I couldn't find another thread for it.

Love it!
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25-05-2021, 06:06 PM
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Sad news today. After years of medical training and hard work, a mate of mine has been struck off after one minor indiscretion. He slept with one of his patients so can no longer work in the profession. What a waste of time and effort. A genuinely nice guy, and a brilliant vet!
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25-05-2021, 06:08 PM
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A guy is having a check up at the doctors.

"Do you think I will have a long and healthy life?"

"I doubt it," says the doctor, shaking his head. "Mercury is in Uranus right now."

"I don't believe in that astrology crap, doc."

"Yeah, neither do I. My thermometer just broke!"
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25-05-2021, 07:36 PM
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PAIN RELIEF

A man spent years on his invention of a machine that would transfer the pain a woman goes through giving birth onto the father.

So when it was time for his wife to give birth to their baby, he was excited to try his invention to see if would work.

His wife was in pain and so he turned he pain transfer up to 30%. His wife felt a bit better but it made no difference to him, so he upped the pain transfer to 50% his wife felt a bit better again, but the husband felt no pain, he put it down to men are more able to handle pain.

So he raised the pain transfer to 80%. He still felt no difference, but his wife was visibly eased. So he increased it to 100% , still he felt nothing, and his wife was laughing and joking, totally pain free. The nurses were amazed and some asked if he would hire his invention out.. inwardly he thought that all women made a fuss out of nothing.

So when he took his wife and new born baby home , they were amazed to find the milkman dead on the doorstep
Appropriated.
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26-05-2021, 01:47 PM
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My wife was distraught when she learnt the producers of BBC's DIY SOS had rejected her application.

Apparently having a "lazy fat bastard for a husband" did not meet the shows strict selection criteria.
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Originally Posted by Richmond ->
PAIN RELIEF

A man spent years on his invention of a machine that would transfer the pain a woman goes through giving birth onto the father.

So when it was time for his wife to give birth to their baby, he was excited to try his invention to see if would work.

His wife was in pain and so he turned he pain transfer up to 30%. His wife felt a bit better but it made no difference to him, so he upped the pain transfer to 50% his wife felt a bit better again, but the husband felt no pain, he put it down to men are more able to handle pain.

So he raised the pain transfer to 80%. He still felt no difference, but his wife was visibly eased. So he increased it to 100% , still he felt nothing, and his wife was laughing and joking, totally pain free. The nurses were amazed and some asked if he would hire his invention out.. inwardly he thought that all women made a fuss out of nothing.

So when he took his wife and new born baby home , they were amazed to find the milkman dead on the doorstep
You can consider that one nicked.
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