25-05-2021, 04:17 PM
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Re: Let's have a laugh
PAIN RELIEF
A man spent years on his invention of a machine that would transfer the pain a woman goes through giving birth onto the father.
So when it was time for his wife to give birth to their baby, he was excited to try his invention to see if would work.
His wife was in pain and so he turned he pain transfer up to 30%. His wife felt a bit better but it made no difference to him, so he upped the pain transfer to 50% his wife felt a bit better again, but the husband felt no pain, he put it down to men are more able to handle pain.
So he raised the pain transfer to 80%. He still felt no difference, but his wife was visibly eased. So he increased it to 100% , still he felt nothing, and his wife was laughing and joking, totally pain free. The nurses were amazed and some asked if he would hire his invention out.. inwardly he thought that all women made a fuss out of nothing.
So when he took his wife and new born baby home , they were amazed to find the milkman dead on the doorstep