Re: Limericks. (New).

At 8pm baby was born
A 10lb boy, and they called him Shaun
Mum said " You're for the snip"
"At the Family Planning, I've arranged you a trip"

Re: Limericks. (New).

At 8pm baby was born
A 10lb boy, and they called him Shaun
Mum said " You're for the snip"
"At the Family Planning, I've arranged you a trip"
And the dad looked scared and forlorn.




The hedgehog said to the toad

Re: Limericks. (New).

The hedgehog said to the toad
" Did I not just see you, flat in the road?"

Re: Limericks. (New).

The hedgehog said to the toad
" Did I not just see you, flat in the road?"
"No, alas it was Frog"

Re: Limericks. (New).

The hedgehog said to the toad
" Did I not just see you, flat in the road?"
"No, alas it was Frog"
"He'd been out for a jog"

Re: Limericks. (New).

The hedgehog said to the toad
" Did I not just see you, flat in the road?"
"No, alas it was frog"
"He'd been out for a jog"
" And got squashed by a huge heavy load"


" That's no way to go" said the mouse

Re: Limericks. (New).

"That's no way to go " said the mouse
Frog should never have left his house

Re: Limericks. (New).

"That's no way to go" said the mouse
Frog should never have left his house
But he liked to keep fit

Re: Limericks. (New).

"That's no way to go" said the mouse
Frog should never have left his house
But he liked to keep fit
So went out for a bit

Re: Limericks. (New).

"That's no way to go" said the mouse
Frog should never have left his house
But he liked to keep fit
So went out for a bit
To visit his friend 'Dormouse.'




So Frog's funeral was duly planned