You'll have to start doing the `Glasgow Marathon`- going to the shops, off-licence, or chippy, in your pyjamas and slippers while wearing a short coat.

I've seen folk doing that in Tescos in Batley many a time so no one would bat an eyelid, now if you said I'll have to start doing the 'Glasgow Marathon' in the buff that might scare a few folk …………...cover yer eyes folks that woman who needs her skin ironing is 'ere again

Don't tell me you saw me our Judd

So there was l heading towards my bins with a carrier bag full of stuff to put in the recycling bin. It’s after the Christmas holiday, you know the time to relax and lounge about.

I’d just got to the end of my drive when a delivery van drove in. I felt embarrassed, l don’t think l put a comb through my hair today. Not a scrap of make up on my face and l’m dressed in my comfies! Baggy jumper that has been repaired a thousand times as l can’t part with it and a scruffy suede waistcoat on the top to keep my back warm.

‘Hello’ , l said, ‘Excuse my hair’, as l ruffled it trying to look normal!
‘He looked at me and the carrier bag, the bins and said, ‘Do you live here?’
‘Yes, l do, we were expecting a delivery’. He handed me the parcel.
I emptied the bag into the bin and walked back up to the house.
I called my daughter, walked up to her holding the carrier bag and asked, ‘ What do l look like?’

‘Homeless’, she replied!

Thanks a bunch everyone! Remind me, to wear a tiara, diamonds and long white gloves when l next put rubbish in the bin!

So l ask, how do you dress when you’re chilling and relaxing at home


Like a homeless person.

So there was l heading towards my bins with a carrier bag full of stuff to put in the recycling bin. It’s after the Christmas holiday, you know the time to relax and lounge about.

I’d just got to the end of my drive when a delivery van drove in. I felt embarrassed, l don’t think l put a comb through my hair today. Not a scrap of make up on my face and l’m dressed in my comfies! Baggy jumper that has been repaired a thousand times as l can’t part with it and a scruffy suede waistcoat on the top to keep my back warm.

‘Hello’ , l said, ‘Excuse my hair’, as l ruffled it trying to look normal!
‘He looked at me and the carrier bag, the bins and said, ‘Do you live here?’
‘Yes, l do, we were expecting a delivery’. He handed me the parcel.
I emptied the bag into the bin and walked back up to the house.
I called my daughter, walked up to her holding the carrier bag and asked, ‘ What do l look like?’

‘Homeless’, she replied!

Thanks a bunch everyone! Remind me, to wear a tiara, diamonds and long white gloves when l next put rubbish in the bin!

Mups, You mean, no you can’t mean .....that you don’t doll yourself up to go the ‘Last To Post’ thread? What must the resident ‘International Playboys’ think of that!

Mups, You mean, no you can’t mean .....that you don’t doll yourself up to go the ‘Last To Post’ thread? What must the resident ‘International Playboys’ think of that!

Angel, real beauty is more than skin deep.

No. She turns up dressed like a bag lady. Us fellas don't mind though as it makes us look better.

So l ask, how do you dress when you’re chilling and relaxing at home