04-09-2018, 07:59 AM
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Re: Profile
Originally Posted by gumbud
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wot are you up to you warickshire wormhole?
There is no one happier than he when he’s prowling through all the facts and figures of the forum, we are blessed to have such an efficient human calculator in our midst.
Profile? If you haven’t got the right nose profiles are to be avoided at all costs, as Jimmy Durante said “They loved me in Luxembourg, wanted to make me king, but it all fell through when they couldn’t fit my snoz on the coin profile”
“No, but it's the birthday of someone near and dear to me It's my Nose's Birthday not mine
And I'm proud to say the snoz is doin' fine
My nose was born upon this day in eighteen ninety three
Exactly two weeks later the stork delivered me
Was the first time that a nose outweighed the child
When I was born my dad took one look at my snoz and said: Stork, take that back!”
(My Nose’s Golden Anniversary”Jimmy Durante)
04-09-2018, 08:07 AM
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Re: Profile
Originally Posted by Jem
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If it’s something unusual or bazaar your after Spitty is yer only man, the minister for weird statistics, nothing escapes his eagle eye.There is no one happier than he when he’s prowling through all the facts and figures of the forum, we are blessed to have such an efficient human calculator in our midst.
Profile? If you haven’t got the right nose profiles are to be avoided at all costs, as Jimmy Durante said “They loved me in Luxembourg, wanted to make me king, but it all fell through when they couldn’t fit my snoz on the coin profile”
“No, but it's the birthday of someone near and dear to me It's my Nose's Birthday not mine
And I'm proud to say the snoz is doin' fine
My nose was born upon this day in eighteen ninety three
Exactly two weeks later the stork delivered me
Was the first time that a nose outweighed the child
When I was born my dad took one look at my snoz and said: Stork, take that back!”
(My Nose’s Golden Anniversary”Jimmy Durante)
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