Re: Aeroplane stories.
On one flight to SA there was a large man with very greasy hair and abundant dandruff in front of me, he kept rubbing his head against the headrest, put me off my lunch.
We got sprayed with something while on the ground at Los Palmas, I think it was, or it might have been somewhere African. Bug spray or something, I don't remember exactly.
On the way back from the US one time, when the catering strike was on, we had to have vouchers for McDonalds. I was on my own with two kids, they were about 6 at the time.
There was also a bit of food served on the flight. My grand daughter took exception to the man across the aisle having a veggie meal and had a complete meltdown about it (difficult child). I hid in the toilet and thought about bailing out over the Atlantic.
Never took her anywhere after that!