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How to blow your life savings -

Bury them and create a puzzle so your relatives can spend years hunting for them.

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That appeals to me.
I'd do just that, but for the fact that I don't have a lot of money to bury. It would have been fun though.

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I agree JBR.
Wicked, but fun.

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I could lie and tell people that I had millions.

I could still bury a box supposedly containing the money/jewels/etc., and write a really complex and confusing set of clues.

Twice the fun, because if and when they find it, there would be nowt in it!

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You are awful . . . but I like you (shove).

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At the age of 80, Maria was looking for excitement and romance.
She went along to a dating agency, and after filling in a form describing her ideal partner, she was questioned by the agent.

"Maria, don't you think you are being a bit hopeful specifying your perfect date as a young male model with curly hair?"

Maria - " Maybe . . . . Better make that straight or curly hair then."

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I can't remember if I've posted this here before but, what the heck, it's still funny and worth another shot ...

Indian Curry Rhapsody (to the tune Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen)

Naan, just killed a man. Pappadom against his head.
Had lime pickle now he's dead.
Naan, dinner's just begun. But now I'm gonna throw it all away.
Naan, ooh, ooh
Didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back from the loo this time tomorrow curry on, curry on
'Cos nothing really Madras.

Too late, my dinner's gone. Sends shivers down my spine.
Bottom aching all the time.
Goodbye onion bhaji, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and use the loo.
Naan, ooh, ooh
This dupiaza is so mild, I sometimes wish we'd never come here at all... [guitar solo]

I see a little chicken tikka on the side
Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh, pass the chutney made of mango
Vindaloo does nicely, very very spicy Meat!
Byriani, Byriani, Byriani and a naan
A vindaloo ..loo.. loo.. loo

I've eaten balti, somebody help me
He's eaten balti, get him to the lavatory
Stand you well back
In case the loo is quarantined...

Here it comes
Technicolor yawn. I chunder. No!
It's coming up again (There he goes)
I chunder, it's coming back again (There he goes)
Coming back again (up again)
Here it comes again. (No no no no no no NO)

On my knees, I'm on my knees
On his knees, Oh, there he goes
This vindaloo is about to wreck my guts
Poor meee.. poor meeee...poor MEEEEEE! [guitar solo]

So you think you can chunder and then feel all right?
So you try to eat curry and drink beer all night?
Oh maybe, but now you'll puke like a baby
Just had to come out
It just had to come right out in here. ... [guitar solo]

Korma or dupiaza, bhaji, naan or saag
Nothing makes a difference. Nothing makes a difference
To meee.... (anyway the wind blows....shshshsh)

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And here's me thinking that most Americans were intelligent and knowledgable. What do I know? 😂

What some Americans believe, know or don’t know:
7% believe chocolate milk comes from brown cows.

Thousands of Americans believe they are being systematically harassed and stalked by groups of people for no reason.

12 million believe lizard people secretly run the US.

11% believe HTML is a sexually transmitted disease.

20% believe fortune tellers can really predict the future.

30% believe Bigfoot is real.

30% believe ghosts and spirits can haunt houses or rooms;
18% claim they have seen some.

45% believe Satan causes most evil in the world.

18% believe Blu-ray is a kind of weird sea-creature.

12% believe USB refers to a forgotten country in Eastern Europe.

Thanks to TV, 41% believe humans and dinosaurs coexisted.

Virtually none are familiar with the US Constitution;
31% do not know anything about the Bill of Rights.

About 74% cannot name the three branches of government;
33% can’t name one.

18% believe the Earth is the center of the universe.

25% believe the Sun revolves around the Earth.

33% believe Saddam Hussein was personally involved in the 9/11 attack.

20% believe winning the lottery is a good financial plan.

7% believe the 1969 Moon landing never happened.

7% are certain Elvis Presley is still alive.

25% believe the US won its independence from a country other than Great Britain.

29% could not identify the Pacific Ocean on a world map.

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JBR, here's another one just for you -



Last Will and Testament:

Being of sound mind, I spent all my money.