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Love 17. Very funny
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met a Chinaman with only one leg, his name was " Won Ti Shu"
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Some crackers there Percy
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When I was young, we were so poor we had to eat 'Normal-K' for breakfast...
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A man walks into a bar with a newt on his shoulder.

He says “A pint for me and a pint for Tiny.”

“Why do you call him tiny?”

“Because he's my newt...”
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Originally Posted by effingpot ->
A man walks into a bar with a newt on his shoulder.

He says “A pint for me and a pint for Tiny.”

“Why do you call him tiny?”

“Because he's my newt...”
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I'm never getting dressed whilst listening to old Disney songs again!
I just zippered me do-dah!
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This guy in Tesco just threw cream in my face.
How dairy!
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Zippered me doo-dah


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