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Originally Posted by Percy Vere ->
Zippered me doo-dah
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Zippered me doo-dah
Nicked...
and posted on my Facebook page!
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Nicked...
and posted on my Facebook page!
Ditto.
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Gyms. Full of muscle bound, narcissistic freaks, all standing around posing in the mirror, looking at my beautiful body.
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Love it
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My wife said she’s leaving me because she says I’m obsessed with supermarkets
“ do you want help with packing “ I said
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17-05-2021, 11:02 AM
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My wife said she’s leaving me because she says I’m obsessed with supermarkets
“ do you want help with packing “ I said
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My wife just walked in as I put cream on my rash and said "Aren't you a sight for psoriasis?"
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I gave myself a prostate exam earlier...

That's the last time I buy toilet roll from Poundland!
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