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JBR
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Cheshire, UK
Joined: Sep 2015
Posts: 32,785
16-05-2021, 03:41 PM
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Re: One liners and short jokes!
Originally Posted by
Percy Vere
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Zippered me doo-dah
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JBR
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Cheshire, UK
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16-05-2021, 03:43 PM
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Re: One liners and short jokes!
Originally Posted by
Percy Vere
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Zippered me doo-dah
Nicked...
and posted on my Facebook page!
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Percy Vere
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Wilds and woolly wastes of Staffordshire, UK
Joined: Dec 2019
Posts: 4,792
16-05-2021, 03:56 PM
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Re: One liners and short jokes!
Originally Posted by
JBR
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Nicked...
and posted on my Facebook page!
Ditto.
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Judd
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West Riding of Yorkshire
Joined: Oct 2015
Posts: 12,538
16-05-2021, 10:19 PM
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Re: One liners and short jokes!
Gyms. Full of muscle bound, narcissistic freaks, all standing around posing in the mirror, looking at my beautiful body.
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Vlad
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West Midlands UK
Joined: Dec 2014
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16-05-2021, 10:30 PM
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Re: One liners and short jokes!
Love it
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Primus1
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York
Joined: Jul 2015
Posts: 4,648
17-05-2021, 07:04 AM
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Re: One liners and short jokes!
My wife said she’s leaving me because she says I’m obsessed with supermarkets
“ do you want help with packing “ I said
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JBR
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Cheshire, UK
Joined: Sep 2015
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17-05-2021, 11:02 AM
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Re: One liners and short jokes!
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My wife said she’s leaving me because she says I’m obsessed with supermarkets
“ do you want help with packing “ I said
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Judd
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17-05-2021, 02:16 PM
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Re: One liners and short jokes!
My wife just walked in as I put cream on my rash and said "Aren't you a sight for psoriasis?"
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Primus1
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York
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17-05-2021, 06:15 PM
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I gave myself a prostate exam earlier...
That's the last time I buy toilet roll from Poundland!
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North Ayrshire, Scotland
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18-05-2021, 11:30 AM
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RIP to boiling water - you will be mist.
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