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Just heard a woodpecker call me a paranoid twat in morse code….
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On the bus the other day I sat opposite a gorgeous thai girl,
I said to myself…” please don’t get an erection, please don’t get an erection” ….

but she did…..
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A woman goes to a brain surgeon and asks how much is a new brain? the surgeon asks if she wants a male of female brain
What it the difference she asks
He replies a male brain is £50,000 and a female brain is £30,000
Why rthe price difference she wants tro know

The brain surgeon says well the female brain has been used
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T-shirt slogans.


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More slogans ...


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... slogans


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Nearly finished ...


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... and breathe


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When the doctor gave the news that the cancer had returned, I took a few seconds in silence before I turned to my wife.
"Right... I don't want any further treatment. I think this time it's best just to let nature take its course."
She started to say something, but I stopped her, "I've made up my mind and no amount of pleading is going to change it. What will be will be."
At that point the doctor interjected.
"Mr Davies... I think your wife has the right to have her own say," he said, "After all... she's the one who's ill."
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