Re: Limericks. (New).

When Barney was having a shave
He thought about his mate Dave
(But not in a sexual way)
'Cos neither Barney nor Dave were gay
And later on they were going to a rave.



The room was hot, the music loud

Re: Limericks. (New).

The room was hot, the music loud
Despite the covid, a huge crowd

Re: Limericks. (New).

The room was hot, the music loud
Despite the covid, a huge crowd
They got to the bar

Re: Limericks. (New).

The room was hot, the music loud
Despite the covid, a huge crowd
They got to the bar
But the noise was starting to jar

Re: Limericks. (New).

The room was hot, the music loud
Despite the covid, a huge crowd
They got to the bar
But the noise was starting to jar
So they sneaked out, never to return they vowed.




Dawn and Jack went to the fair

Re: Limericks. (New).

Dawn and Jack went to the fair
She wanted to win a teddy bear

Re: Limericks. (New).

Dawn and Jack went to the fair
She wanted to win a teddy bear
So off they went to the rifle range

Re: Limericks. (New).

Dawn and Jack went to the fair
She wanted to win a teddy bear
So off they went to the rifle range
Paid £20 - but got no change!

Re: Limericks. (New).

Dawn and Jack went to the fair
She wanted to win a teddy bear
So off they went to the rifle range
Paid £20 - but got no change!
So she shot the stallholder without a care

While he was laying prostrate on the floor
She nicked a teddy, and ran out the door

Re: Limericks. (New).

While he was laying prostrate on the floor
She nicked a teddy, and ran out the door
But the fairman was quick and grabbed old Jack