18-05-2021, 11:50 AM
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Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
Good morning all and one. I had a day off yesterday to install a new security system.
It comes to summat when you have to protect your chattels. When I were a lad the best security system was having nothing worth nicking like nearly everyone else in the village.
Yes Jem, someone from Wiltshire is known as a Moonraker because of a bunch of locals who allegedly outwitted Excisemen when caught in the act of trying to recover a large cheese from a pond where it had been hid.
The story goes that they pretended they thought the moon had landed in the pond because they could see it's reflection, and were trying to rake it out.
The Excisemen thought they were stupid yokels and left them too it.
Arrrr Jem Lad. That be ow us all do tork by here!
Well no, not really. Not unless it is, Talk like a Pirate day.
Why the fella decided on an exaggerated West Country accent is anybody's business. Perhaps it was because Bristol was a seafaring city and many a journey around the world started there, including the Europeans landing in North America in the 1490s.
Perhaps it was because Bristol was the home of Edward Teach. His house still stands and I've walked past it a few times. You might know him better by his professional name, Mr Blackbeard the pirate.
I was only four and a bit when my family left Wiltshire to live in the frozen Northern wastelands of Lincolnshire, then Yorkshire, before moving back to Bristol and then finally adopting the land of the Summer Settlers as my home.
That's how Somerset got its name. Farmers would move cattle onto the flatlands to graze as it started to dry out. They would settle there for the Summer before moving back to higher ground as it began to flood again in the rainy season.
There were inland seas and islands until a massive programme drained much of it with technology invented in the Netherlands and used in other low lying parts of the UK.
It still floods occasionally and did so with disastrous results a few years ago.
Thanks to the farmers of oop norf, livestock was transported North and cattle feed was shipped South. A few years later, terrible floods hit the north of England and the West Country farmers repaid the kindness and generosity shown to them previously.
My accent is probably RP (Received Pronunciation), a combined collection of accents. A sort of average if you like.
I've lived here nearly forty years and still classed as an incomer. Luckily my Lovely Cousin is a local lass, so at least I am tolerated.
Like you Jem we weren't taught much about the geography and history of other nations, other than what splendid chaps the British were for invading uncivilised parts of the world, taking their land, and imposing our culture upon them.
Learning the names and dates of English royalty didn't seem much point to me. We got as far as the French Revolution and the traitorous rebellion in the American colonies in year 3, but I wanted to learn about the Victorian age of steam, the industrial revolution, and the two world wars, so I dropped history in favour of metalwork and the sciences.