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30-04-2016, 10:37 PM
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Re: A night of passion

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Wife? He doesn't say who or what he wants a night with. You are making assumptions and he could accuse you of being homophobic. He could be talking about a night of passion with his boyfriend. He is a sailor after all. Sorry if that sounds a bit nauticalist.
Ha!Ha! That's his secret!!
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30-04-2016, 10:39 PM
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Re: A night of passion

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Are you on the pull Aafak?
From his posts it's fairly obvious that he's well versed in pulling the plonker, not to mention spanking the monkey and flogging the dolphin (nautical term exclusively used by yacht owners). He does rather come over as a champion caber tosser.
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30-04-2016, 10:49 PM
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30-04-2016, 10:51 PM
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Re: A night of passion

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From his posts it's fairly obvious that he's well versed in pulling the plonker, not to mention spanking the monkey and flogging the dolphin (nautical term exclusively used by yacht owners). He does rather come over as a champion caber tosser.
Scuse me.

I am a sailor and have no interest in pillow biting nor have I heard the term 'flogging the dolphin'. Though I admit to being a fan of the nose.

Please refrain from the inurendos towards us sea men.
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30-04-2016, 11:00 PM
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Re: A night of passion

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Scuse me.

I am a sailor and have no interest in pillow biting nor have I heard the term 'flogging the dolphin'. Though I admit to being a fan of the nose.

Please refrain from the inurendos towards us sea men.
Pardon me Master Bates. I do apologise My post was only directed at sailors of an under the bridge persuasion, the sort that have a victimisation complex and whose only understanding of the word plank is the one they have in their eye.
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30-04-2016, 11:17 PM
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Re: A night of passion

Ahhh, the plastic sailor who has absolutely no knowledge of anything salty, except for winkles.
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30-04-2016, 11:43 PM
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Ahhh, the plastic sailor who has absolutely no knowledge of anything salty, except for winkles.
Right that's it. My honour has been offended. It's kippers at dawn sir. We shall play by North Yorkshire rules which means only Whitby Kippers are permitted. Winkles are for wet and weedy Southern types, we'll have none of that unmanly nonsense. You'll be demanding a night of passion with an oyster next and you know where that got the Walrus. The OP may well be offended by your winklist statement and what mollusc in their right mind could disagree.
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30-04-2016, 11:51 PM
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Whitby......is that the place with the club(39?)at the end of the pier?
Either way it was full of trout.
 
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