Re: Artangel Bistro And Wine Bar Now Open In A Town By You!!
Originally Posted by Morticia
:-( Aw ... I wanted to order some hunky male pole dancers,
some bags of crisps and some dandelion & burdock.
I guess I'll have to ask the guys on here now if they'll do us a turn slithering and swinging around on a pole.
And please chaps ... no sequinned pouches just nice clean long johns as this is an upstanding establishment.
Morti, I have some news that will gladden the cockles of your heart my friend . . . . our very own Dongle (alias Longdogs), is a very experienced ex-pole dancer.
His moves are legendary.
Tis true, he has even confessed on his previous sinful life on his profile page, and has even still got his lycra.
Shall I book him for you?
Rehab could perhaps join him too, I have heard he moves well.