Re: There's a Badger in my garden.

You could turn that into a poem.

Re: There's a Badger in my garden.

I might need a bit of help there fruity cos it's your garden and badger and fox? wouldn't wanna be caught trespassing?

don't know much about english country rhythms - I'll go first and let ya follow?

The badger started prancing
And the fox did pirouettes
The magpies sat entracing
And wondered what was coming next?

Re: There's a Badger in my garden.

That's actually very good.

Re: There's a Badger in my garden.

yes but now I'm stuck
said the chickens to the hens
We're not goin near those foxes
until they're locked up in their dens!

Re: There's a Badger in my garden.

Great stuff! Keep it up. Make a new thread from it.

Re: There's a Badger in my garden.

But you not helping me I feel the heavy burden of authorship weighing hard - canny yea not give a wee aussie limerist a wee hand laddie?

Re: There's a Badger in my garden.

I would be happy to help you out.
Which way did you come in?

Re: There's a Badger in my garden.

Screams "I came in through the bathroom window" - [beatles] here is the cache laddie where too now?

yes but now I'm stuck
said the chickens to the hens
We're not goin near those foxes
until they're locked up in their dens!

Re: There's a Badger in my garden.

yes but now I'm stuck
said the chickens to the hens
We're not goin near those foxes
until they're locked up in their dens!
the badger stopped his prancing
and wondered what was coming next
till old fruitcake took out is two bore
And