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15-04-2019, 11:57 PM
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Aha!


I see we have the late night sneaker-abouter nosing in as soon as my back's turned.
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16-04-2019, 12:25 AM
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Is your back turned again?
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16-04-2019, 09:54 AM
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Right! I have a bone to pick with you, Dongle!

I thought I was going to visit a nice farm. Kept following the signs saying Cowes, and thought I'd be there in time to watch the milking.

I got horrible lost though, and after asking the local Policeman, much to my embarrassment, I discovered that it wasn't milking cows I was going to at all, but a different Cows altogether . . . it was Cowes on the Isle of Wight!!

After my butler arrived with the helicopter to escort me home, I saw the post about your cunning plan to lay a false road outside my house, for me to follow.

I hope you are suitable ashamed of yourself. Misleading a lovely lady like moi, making me goes hundreds of miles out of my way and getting lost.

Revenge will be sweet, I can assure you. Keep looking over your shoulder young man!


There's no point crying over spilt milk Mups.
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16-04-2019, 09:56 AM
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Maybe a better idea is for us to put the bits of his leggings back in place & we could superglue them back together.

I wonder how many hairs will be torn from his legs. when he tries to take them off!

Still it is a free waxing for him!
Last time I had that was in Brazil in 1982.
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16-04-2019, 09:58 AM
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That told him Sweetie.

I must say I am relieved to see things have calmed down in here after the appalling behaviour in here today.

I thought long and hard about the men's behaviour whilst I was driving today, and arrived at the conclusion it is because of the time of year.

Most male creatures are extra active each spring.
It is the time of year when their sap rises, they can't help it, it is nature's way of preparing them for the breeding season ahead. (Rather like the autumn rut for Stags

I will adjust their medication tonight, and with luck, we will have more in the way of acceptable behaviour in future.


Sap was rising all day yesterday, a few more days to go and we will blossom into beautiful specimens that you women just love to adore.
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16-04-2019, 10:00 AM
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Just the one - yay.
Good Night and sleep well.
Just the one.

Stopping smoking means just the 'None'.

You'll be back down the fag shop by this afternoon which means you won't be here annoying us men.
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16-04-2019, 10:01 AM
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Hi

Just here to make sure the men are last today.
We were Swim and will be today too.
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16-04-2019, 10:05 AM
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Is your back turned again?


You are so very sneaky Judster.
I am making a note of all your misdemeanours y'know, and my book is nearly full already.

Hopefully you have work to do today, so will be occupied elsewhere.
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16-04-2019, 10:09 AM
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Originally Posted by Longdogs ->
Sap was rising all day yesterday, a few more days to go and we will blossom into beautiful specimens that you women just love to adore.


Oh dear, I think the higher dose meds are making Dongle delusional again.
I really must adjust his doseage properly.


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16-04-2019, 11:18 AM
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Originally Posted by Mups ->
You are so very sneaky Judster.
I am making a note of all your misdemeanours y'know, and my book is nearly full already.

Hopefully you have work to do today, so will be occupied elsewhere.


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