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It’s said his organ was rather large
For which he imposed a fixed charge
Others charge by the inch
Or a centimetre at a pinch
But it turned out to be a mirage
From the organ he moved to the flute
Then the trumpet and tuba to boot
His cheeks they did swell
They went purple as well
And collapsed with a feeble salute
