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Limericks. (New).

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Judd

Chatterbox

West Riding of Yorkshire

Joined: Oct 2015

Posts: 12,538

Judd has posted at least 25 times and has been a member for 3 months or more

24-07-2021, 03:15 PM

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Re: Limericks. (New).

Originally Posted by Mups ->

In a cafe in Yorkshire I saw
Mups with a huge plate of straw
I said what’s that you’re eating
But she just started bleating
Her laugh sounded like Hee-Haw!

(You cheeky buggers)

When sat in a pub in Poole

Excellent.

Silver Tabby

Chatterbox

God's own county!

Joined: Oct 2012

Posts: 24,659

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24-07-2021, 03:47 PM

5822

Re: Limericks. (New).

Then Tabs had a strop
whacked Dongles - full stop!

Mups

Chatterbox

Northamptonshire

Joined: Jun 2013

Posts: 46,083

Mups has posted at least 25 times and has been a member for 3 months or more

24-07-2021, 05:27 PM

5823

Re: Limericks. (New).

Then Tabs had a strop
whacked Dongles - full stop!
His ear turned bright red

Last Tango

Senior Member

North Ayrshire, Scotland

Joined: Oct 2017

Posts: 974

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24-07-2021, 05:29 PM

5824

Re: Limericks. (New).

Then Tabs had a strop
whacked Dongles - full stop!
His ear turned bright red
"Cut that out!", Dongles said

Chillie6

Senior Member

Bristol UK

Joined: Jun 2021

Posts: 347

Chillie6 has posted at least 25 times and has been a member for 3 months or more

24-07-2021, 05:30 PM

5825

Re: Limericks. (New).

Then Tabs had a strop
whacked Dongles - full stop!
His ear turned bright red
"Cut that out!", Dongles said
No I’ll carry on til you drop

Dongles let out a cry

Silver Tabby

Chatterbox

God's own county!

Joined: Oct 2012

Posts: 24,659

24-07-2021, 06:03 PM

5826

Re: Limericks. (New).

Dongles let out a cry
which we ignored and carried on by

Chillie6

Senior Member

Bristol UK

Joined: Jun 2021

Posts: 347

24-07-2021, 06:14 PM

5827

Re: Limericks. (New).

Dongles let out a cry
which we ignored and carried on by
Won’t someone please help

Judd

Chatterbox

West Riding of Yorkshire

Joined: Oct 2015

Posts: 12,538

24-07-2021, 08:16 PM

5828

Re: Limericks. (New).

Dongles let out a cry
which we ignored and carried on by
Won’t someone please help
As he gave another yelp

DianneWoollie

Senior Member

Deux Sevres. S W France

Joined: Jun 2021

Posts: 1,382

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24-07-2021, 08:45 PM

5829

Re: Limericks. (New).

Dongles let out a cry
which we ignored and carried on by
Won’t someone please help
As he gave another yelp
She meowed, and purred till he died

There was a huge pile of bricks

Silver Tabby

Chatterbox

God's own county!

Joined: Oct 2012

Posts: 24,659

24-07-2021, 08:49 PM

5830

Re: Limericks. (New).

Dongles let out a cry
which we ignored and carried on by
Won’t someone please help
As he gave another yelp
so with a stick we poked him in the eye!

On a dark and stormy night

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