24-04-2020, 12:54 PM
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Re: Let's have a laugh
Originally Posted by JBR
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Funny, but not being in the least interested in that 'foot-ball' thing, am I correct in assuming that this Liverpool club is not particularly good?
24-04-2020, 09:51 PM
1432
Re: Let's have a laugh
GIRLS NIGHT OUT::Two women go for a girls night out on the town and end up getting plastered. Staggering home, they become desperate for a wee, and duck into a Cemetary to relieve themselves. When they’d finished, the first woman uses her knickers to wipe herself then throws them away. The other woman is wearing expensive knickers so wipes herself with a card from a nearby wreath.
The following morning the two Husbands are comparing notes over the phone. One says, ‘ I think we’re going to have to start keeping a closer eye on our wives. My Wife came home last night without any knickers on !’. The other man replies, ‘Tell me about it, my Wife came home with a card stuck to her privates that read, ‘ We Will Never Forget You !!’,
26-04-2020, 01:55 PM
1434
Re: Let's have a laugh
Originally Posted by effingpot
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Took me too long to spot the bloody popcorn! No more quarantine drinking for me! 🍷
And I haven't been drinking any more than my usual small whisky before bed.
26-04-2020, 03:55 PM
1436
Re: Let's have a laugh
THE BIBLE SALESMEN3 men went for job interviews selling Bibles door to door.
The first guy stood in front of the boss.
"How many Bibles could you sell in a day"
"Probably 30"
"That'll do your hired"
Second guy stood in front of the boss
"How many Bibles could you sell in a day"
"About 50"
"Excellent you're in"
Third guy stood in front of the boss
"How many bibles can you sell in a day"
"nnn not sh sh sure,b b b but I w w will t t try r r really hard"
At this point the boss decided it would be easier to hire this guy and then fire him when he failed ,so he sent them all out on a trial day
End of the day he interviewed the 3 salesmen on their results
First guy,"How many did you sell"
"33"
"Well done, see you tomorrow"
Second guy " How many did you sell"
"57"
"Excellent, see you in the morning"
Third guy, "How many did you sell"
"489"
"489"!!! How the hell did you manage to sell 489 Bibles in one day"
W w well I r r r ang the d d d doorbbbell aaaaaaand sssssaid www would yyyyyyou l l l ike ttto bbbuy a B bb bible or sh sh sh shall I j j just re re read it tttto you.
26-04-2020, 05:00 PM
1438
Re: Let's have a laugh
Originally Posted by Richmond
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THE BIBLE SALESMEN3 men went for job interviews selling Bibles door to door.
The first guy stood in front of the boss.
"How many Bibles could you sell in a day"
"Probably 30"
"That'll do your hired"
Second guy stood in front of the boss
"How many Bibles could you sell in a day"
"About 50"
"Excellent you're in"
Third guy stood in front of the boss
"How many bibles can you sell in a day"
"nnn not sh sh sure,b b b but I w w will t t try r r really hard"
At this point the boss decided it would be easier to hire this guy and then fire him when he failed ,so he sent them all out on a trial day
End of the day he interviewed the 3 salesmen on their results
First guy,"How many did you sell"
"33"
"Well done, see you tomorrow"
Second guy " How many did you sell"
"57"
"Excellent, see you in the morning"
Third guy, "How many did you sell"
"489"
"489"!!! How the hell did you manage to sell 489 Bibles in one day"
W w well I r r r ang the d d d doorbbbell aaaaaaand sssssaid www would yyyyyyou l l l ike ttto bbbuy a B bb bible or sh sh sh shall I j j just re re read it tttto you.
26-04-2020, 09:39 PM
1440
Re: Let's have a laugh
Originally Posted by Richmond
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Attachment 12399
I shall have to keep practising!
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