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27-09-2019, 08:37 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

If you ever see Mups after dark
While out with the dogs in the park
Give her a smile
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27-09-2019, 08:39 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

If you ever see Mups after dark
While out with the dogs in the park
Give her a smile
Then run for a mile
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27-09-2019, 08:42 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

If you ever see Mups after dark
While out with the dogs in the park
Give her a smile
Then run for a mile
Before her dogs start to bark.




I have so much ironing to do
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28-09-2019, 08:59 AM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

May had so much ironing to do
And housework and cleaning too
Then a friend called and said
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28-09-2019, 10:20 AM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

May had so much ironing to do
And housework and cleaning too
Then a friend called and said
Can you do mine instead
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28-09-2019, 02:08 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

May had so much ironing to do
And housework and cleaning too
Then a friend called and said
Can you do mine instead
I've locked meself in the loo.



I could do with a handyman here
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28-09-2019, 02:15 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

I could do with a handyman here
Said Mups drinking her beer
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28-09-2019, 02:15 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

I could do with a handyman here
My D.I.Y. Skills are rubbish I fear
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28-09-2019, 02:31 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

Whoops - Judd just beat you Tezza.

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I could do with a handyman here
Said Mups drinking her beer
They all let me down
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28-09-2019, 03:05 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

I could do with a handyman here
Said Mups drinking her beer
They all let me down
And I'm in my nightgown
 
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