Re: Limericks. (New).

Bert and Ken came to blows
Poor Ken got a busted nose
Bert got a broken arm
And wanted no further harm
But that's the way it goes

Bert and Ken called a truce

Re: Limericks. (New).

Bert and Ken called a truce
Stopped alcohol, started on juice

Re: Limericks. (New).

Bert and Ken called a truce
Stopped alcohol, started on juice
They shook hands and parted

Re: Limericks. (New).

Bert and Ken called a truce
Stopped alcohol, started on juice
They shook hands and parted
But then the fun started!

Re: Limericks. (New).

Bert and Ken called a truce
Stopped alcohol, started on juice
They shook hands and parted
But then the fun started started!
Ken started playing fast and loose!

The following day, who could have guessed

Re: Limericks. (New).

The following day, who could have guessed
He bumped into an old flame, snazzily dressed

Re: Limericks. (New).

The following day, who could have guessed
He bumped into an old flame, snazzily dressed
His dreams of lust were instantly fired

Re: Limericks. (New).

The following day, who could have guessed
He bumped into an old flame, snazzily dressed
His dreams of lust were instantly fired
But, unfortunately, Flo was most uninspired

Re: Limericks. (New).

The following day, who could have guessed
He bumped into an old flame, snazzily dressed
His dreams of lust were instantly fired
But, unfortunately, Flo was most uninspired
Because of that, Ken became depressed.

He thought he might end it all

Re: Limericks. (New).

He thought he might end it all
And walked in the pub to start a brawl