05-12-2012, 10:28 PM
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Beer warning for men!.
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Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.
Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer".
The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large "kegs".
Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them.
A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.
Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with women whom they would never normally be attracted
After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred.
At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship."
In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage." Men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.
If you fall victim to this "Beer" scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men.
For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the phone book.
For a video on how this scam works click the link..
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http://www.brackenspub.com/beer.swf
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08-12-2012, 05:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Uncle Joe
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If, as Michael suggests its served ice cold, wouldn't the poor girl be suffering from frost bite???
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Great Commercial
http://tinyurl.com/bwx3z2r
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11-12-2012, 01:23 PM
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How to come home drunk out of your mind and still get a hot breakfastJack wakes up with a huge hangover the night after a business function.
He forces himself to open his eyes and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose!
Jack sits up in bed and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed.
Jack looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house.
He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror and notices a note on the table:
"Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping - Love you!!"
He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating.
Jack asks, "Son...what happened last night?"
"Well, you came home after 3 am, drunk and out of your mind.
You broke the coffee table, puked in the hallway and got that black eye when you ran into the door."
So, why is everything in such perfect order, so clean, I have a rose and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
His son replies, "Oh, THAT!...Mom dragged you to the bedroom and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, bitch, I'm married!!!".
Broken table - £150.00
Hot breakfast - Approx £2.50
Red Rose bud - £2.00
Two aspirins - £0.25
Saying the RIGHT thing, at the RIGHT time. PRICELESS
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31-12-2012, 11:37 AM
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Holiday Warning... Please, take care of yourself.
A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and
the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic
accidents are alcohol related.
This means that the remaining 77% are caused by those who
drink bottled water, Starbucks, soda, juice, energy drinks, and
stuff like that.
Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol.
They cause three times as many accidents.
This message is sent to you by someone who worries about your safety.
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